Random bits of Sarah

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.

Have you ever been in physical contact with a Penis?

Anonymous

Oh wow anon, going straight to the interesting stuff. Yes I have.

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

im still laughing at this

It’s TMI Tuesday. You could literally be asking me anything. And you’re just staring at your dash.

Hysterical!